How the numbers are cooked

Methodology, sources and entertainment disclaimer

Market-specific data, visible servings and an unapologetically large asterisk.

Catalog rules

Market first

English pages use United States sources. Spanish pages use Spain sources. A US figure is never presented as a Spanish product value.

Serving required

Every record stores product, serving, calories or range, source, URL, market and checked date.

Estimate visible

Without an applicable official brand source, the brand is removed and a generic range is labeled as an estimate.

Official US source groups

BrandProducts usedOfficial sourceChecked
McDonald’s USABig Mac, Quarter Pounders, McChicken and QPC mealUS nutrition and individual product pages2026-08-03
Domino’s USAFive large hand-tossed specialty pizzasUS Nutrition Guide, June 20262026-08-03
Hershey USReese’s, Hershey’s and KIT KAT productsOfficial US product pages2026-08-03
White Claw / Budweiser USHard seltzer and Budweiser SelectOfficial US product pages linked in every catalog row2026-08-03

Exercise calculation

kcal/min = MET × 3.5 × weight (kg) ÷ 200. Results are approximate because the MET is a reference and real intensity varies. No fixed gender adjustment is applied.

Google crawl and indexing controls

Entertainment, not treatment

Calories and activity minutes are used as a humorous translation between two rough quantities. They do not describe an individual’s health, prescribe behavior, diagnose anything or imply that eating requires compensation. Anyone making health decisions should consult an appropriately qualified professional.